Bundesliga

Bring your most baseless predictions for the Bundesliga season, and leave them here, where no one's stupidity will be judged.

Forget about Thorgan Hazard, Donyell Malen and Karim Adeyemi, because we already have the winger we need. Bayern Munich. Which Bundesliga coach was heralded as the second coming of Jürgen Klopp: Julian Nagelsmann. And who is going to be their coach to lead them to a Bundesliga title once the dust settles? He’s ripe like an avocado, and he just had his interview with Patrick Owomoyela at this season’s training camp! I approached my response to this question as such: if Colin Cowherd were a Bundesliga pundit, what would his take be coming into the season? So which team would love to jettison their coach as soon as someone mutters the word complacency? I also predict that Karim Adeyemi will earn the European Golden Boy award for 22-23, and Marco Reus will have an injury-free season. Bayern turns to their perfect replacement: Mauricio Pochettino... who has just signed a deal with some Mediterranean club. To bring this series to a satisfying end, we thought it appropriate to finish with something a little bit fun that can get all the writers and readers involved. Or is it Freiburg’s year to go all the way in the Europa League? Even BVB got in on the action and hosted their own Red Wedding for Marco Rose this offseason. Perhaps we’ll see Germany’s heavyweights both languishing around midtable in the first half of the season. Look, Bayern Munich are always one game away from kicking up a stink about absolutely nothing (and somehow continuing to win despite it), and it hasn’t felt like Nagelsmann, for all his talent, has won everybody over yet.